Fact as Fiction (Part 1)

From Reuters, via Yahoo just now:

On November 30, Regan Books is publishing a book OJ Simpson wrote with the working title “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened.” Simpson’s book “hypothetically describes” how he would have committed the murders.

He will also be giving a long two-part exclusive interview with the publisher Judith Regan, on FoxTV, elaborating on (and publicising) the book, for which he is being paid several million dollars.

I can think of nothing humourous to add to that.