Saturday May 1

The day cannot decide which way to go. Approximately half the sky appears to have voted in favour of continuing winter. The other half has an early summer in mind.

In an hour or so the summer side will prove stronger and the weather will take a turn for the better.

In the evening we will watch a lengthy documentary about Bikram Choudhury, the founder of hot yoga, and the kind of person you would definitely not want to find yourself sitting next to on an aeroplane.

I will say one thing though. Unlike most other rapey fraudsters, Choudhury can at least bend his feet behind his head: not a capability L. Ron Hubbard ever claimed to possess.